English SMS- 1
Santa: Every time I have a cup of tea, I get a sharp pain in my right eye. What should I do, Doctor?
Doctor: Take the spoon out of your cup!
Doctor: Take the spoon out of your cup!
English SMS-2
Our aim in life should be: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0
9-glass drinking water.
8-hrs sound sleep.
7-wonders tour with family.
6-six digit income.
5-days work a week
4-wheeler.
3-bedroom flat
2-cute children.
1-sweetheart.
0-tension!
English SMS-3 |
Laugh like you're 10
Party like you're 20 Travel like you're 30 Think like you're 40 Advise like you're 50 Care like you're 60 Love like you're 70 |
English SMS-4
I have finally realised that only way to lose weight with green tea is if you go to the mountain and pick it yourself!
English SMS-5
I just met your duplicate.
I swear it was you, I even called your name… But you ignored me and continued to eat Banana and swing on the Tree..
English SMS-8
Christmas is a bridge.
We need bridges as the river of time flows past. Today's Christmas should mean creating happy hours, For tomorrow and reliving those of yesterday.
Do only one thing at a time.
It is lazy people who want to do everything at once..!!
English SMS-12
If U Never Taste A Bad Apple.
You Would Never Appreciate A Good Apple. Sometimes We Need To Experience Bitterness Of Life To Understand The Value Of Sweetness.
English SMS-13
Kiss is the first step to show
how much i love you, how much i think about you, how much i miss u and show that i trust u...
English SMS-14
And remember with gratitiude
Allah's favor on you;
for you were enemises and
He joined your hearts in love so
that by His grace you became
brethren and you were on the brink of the
pit of fire and He saved you from it.
English SMS-15
My beloved......
Remember you the trails and forest we walked.
With hands joined and our heads leaning against
each other,
As if were hiding ourselves within ourselves.''
English SMS-16
Friends are like a page in the book of life.
Every page with a different subject. But you are my index page that is why you are covering every subject of my life. Have a wonderful life....
English SMS-17
You probably know what is the longest word in English language. Yes, it is "SmileS" bcoz there is mile between the two "S" (S mile S). And the best of all it is FREE It costs absolutely nothing for you, but can mean the world to the person who receives it! so please spread smiles everywhere.
English SMS-18
The best part of life is not just surviving, but thriving with
passion & style & compassion & generosity & humor and finally with kindness. .......
English SMS-18
A person can not achieve his real success &
happiness until he learns the art of having tolerance,sacrifice,care
and respect for others.
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